Noodle Wanker

What is Noodle Wanker?

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

See guitar, masturbate, prostitution, anal

Friley

1. retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife he friley'd that piece of wood See jesus..

Shitslap

1. the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly ..

Zombie Shit

1. When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit"..

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