Noodle Wanker

What is Noodle Wanker?

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

See guitar, masturbate, prostitution, anal

Skrutiny

1. By hearing the band name "skrutiny" no sphincter can retain the contents it holds! OMG! I just went to this gig and my ass to..

Yard Duty

1. While out-of-doors to smoke a marijauna cigarette. "I think it's time for a little yard duty." "If don't see ..

[bryce]

1. An extremley loud, weird, and obnoxious person. A bryce talks excessivley, laughs annoyingly, and likes to take a piss in public. If yo..

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