Noodle Wanker

What is Noodle Wanker?

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

See guitar, masturbate, prostitution, anal

Dicursity

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Taco Salsa

1. When using salsa as lubrication during sexual intercourse. I gave my girl some taco salsa last night. She was on FIRE!!! See taco, sal..

Dry Shit

1. Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed b..

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