Noodle Wanker

What is Noodle Wanker?

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

See guitar, masturbate, prostitution, anal

Faux Friday

1. A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week. Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad..

Ferociously Masterbating

1. beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleedin..

Left Me Hangin

1. When a women is gives a man a blow job or hand job but the man does not ejaculate thous leaving him with a boner in his pants Yo tates ..

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