Noodle Wanker

What is Noodle Wanker?

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

See guitar, masturbate, prostitution, anal

Manbership

1. Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled. "Hey guys, did you check out the new..

Dziak

1. n. a neurotic writer-type that locks themself in their house all day and don't answer their phones. v. to act as above n. I haven..

Chat Up

1. To speak to someone with the intent of eventually engaging in sexual intercourse with them. Generally conducted in a relaxed, playful an..

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