Noodleskootch

What is Noodleskootch?


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having sex with a chair...

Guy 1: How was your weekend?

Guy 2: Not Good

Guy 1: Why

Guy 2: Steve Came Over

Guy 1: What's so bad about that?

Guy 2: He Noodleskootched...

Guy 1: Ewwwww...

Guy 2: Yeah, the chair broke

Steve: Damn...

See chair, sex, noodleskootch, steve


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