Noodle-whip

What is Noodle-whip?


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The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.

Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."

My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."

Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."

See noodle whip, limp-dick, boner, erection


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