What is Noodle-whip?
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The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.
Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."
My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."
Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."
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Legendary cuntry near the Urals, inhabited purely by cunts.
Thoose damn Kazbekistanies are stealing all our jobs. The cunts...
