Noodling

What is Noodling?


1.

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

Never noodle for catfish with your dongor you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.

See fishing, stupid, crazy, pain, catfish

2.

To fish for catfish using your bare hands.

Let's go noodling!

When you noodle that 14 incher up i'll have the net ready for yah.

3.

what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.

that solo was like 20 minutes of noodling, ugh, and now my head is pounding.

4.

Thinking about something, contemplating it, similar to "using your noodle", i.e., brain. To ponder something...

Here is a list of things I've been noodling over the last few months...

5.

An entertaining past-time and way to get rid of the food left over from your picnic dates, in which case you throw it on your neighbors car. or dump it in your other neighbors mailbox.

we didn't finish our food on our date, so we went and noodle'd.

noodle'd- past tense for noodling.

See noodle, weedle, doodle, foodle

6.

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.

I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.

See canoodling, noodle, fondle, cuddle

7.

-the act of submersing yourself in a body of water in hopes of catching a catfish. The trick to it is to use your dinkus, rod, or penis as bait.

We went noodling down in Arkansas in the rivers. 'I caught me a big 'ol catfish on my dick!'

See catfishing, fishing, redneck, idiocy


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