What is Noof?
1.
A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.
Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."
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2.
an idiot, a goof, someone silly
"Oops, I just threw loads of money down a drain!" "You stupid noof!"
3.
Abbreviation for nouveau riche.
Nouveau riche - low class wannabes showing off their wealth with enthusiastic extravagance (aka bling).
"Darling, I'm off shooting noofs at the weekend."
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4.
A happy, relaxing fart.
Who let the noof fly? Ahh, wipe that smile off your face!
5.
a person (in the first-person shooter Call of Duty 4) that steals a teammate's last stand kill
(noofing - the act of stealing a teammate's last stand kill)
Person 1: "Who stole my last stand kill?!"
Noob: "That was me -
Person 1: "You god damn noof!"
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6.
1.One who, when speaks, sounds like a complete and total retard.
2.Someone who talks too fast, in an odd accent, and is never understood.
Man what the FUCK did he just say? Stupid ole noof.
7.
a fuck nut and or dumbass
"yur a fuckin noof courtney "
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