Noof Edit Meaning

1.

A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.

Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"

Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."

Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"

Roberto: "I think it's Noof."

See noofer, newf, noofa, nooff

2.

an idiot, a goof, someone silly

"Oops, I just threw loads of money down a drain!" "You stupid noof!"

3.

Abbreviation for nouveau riche.

Nouveau riche - low class wannabes showing off their wealth with enthusiastic extravagance (aka bling).

"Darling, I'm off shooting noofs at the weekend."

See nouveau riche, bling, low class, weekend, wealth

4.

A happy, relaxing fart.

Who let the noof fly? Ahh, wipe that smile off your face!

5.

a person (in the first-person shooter Call of Duty 4) that steals a teammate's last stand kill

(noofing - the act of stealing a teammate's last stand kill)

Person 1: "Who stole my last stand kill?!"

Noob: "That was me -

Person 1: "You god damn noof!"

See call of duty 4, noob, noobs, pwn

6.

1.One who, when speaks, sounds like a complete and total retard.

2.Someone who talks too fast, in an odd accent, and is never understood.

Man what the FUCK did he just say? Stupid ole noof.

7.

a fuck nut and or dumbass

"yur a fuckin noof courtney "

See noofer, noob, noof, poop