Noogie

What is Noogie?


1.

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

2.

Relax, in Hungarian.

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.

See chill, sit down, breathe, back off, easy now

3.

the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation

See Webster's Dictionary

4.

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

5.

Gods gift to the devil, the worst punishment Earth can provide.

Judge-You killed 72 people, i sentence you to 45 years of pure noogies.

Criminal-NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please give me death.

See dank, cool, awesome, mexican, nigger, xd, lol, joey, skull, bush, steeze, nigga, funny, pwned, owned

6.

The baby form of a Nauga. It bites your head if you get too close to its hole/home. That is where the term noogie for rubbing someones knuckles on anothers head.

Man, I got too close to a noogie hole lastnight and it bit my head!

7.

crumbs, dirt, dog hair, etc. on the floor

I have to vacuum because there are all kinds of noogies on the floor


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