Noogies Edit Meaning

1. A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters..

1. A man or woman's asshole. She wanted me to fuck her purplestar last night but I just settled for her pink taco 1. A man or woman..

1. antonym: shmelmex n- a state of pure, unadulterated fail, from the likes of which one's pride and sanity cannot recover v- to fai..