What is Noonan?
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Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
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2.
A sexii bitch with atitude
I want to fuck dat noonan, she so feisty
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3.
A saucy person who tends toward vulgar rudeness. Typically refers to a female of Hispanic descent. May also be used as an adjective.
Damn, that's so noonan.
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4.
Noonan: Verb; A repeated mistake, to do something wrong repeatedly.
I made another
Noonan on my math homework.
That girl was such a
Noonan .
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also known as pulling a noonan. the act of busting a nut during a school dance
Kyle Noonan busted his pants during homecoming
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1)verb.the act of taking a shit
2)verb. to have sex vigerously with many anonamous romans, all dudes, and all anal insertion.
3)verb. the act of combining definitions 1 and 2.
"dude you just got noonaned."
"hey man after work you wanna go back to my room and noonan"
"i gotta go to the john and take a noonan."
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for one to get so drunk that one pukes on himself/herself
i ruined my members only jacket cause i noonaned, but hell i had a good time. but my mom is going to be pist.