Noone

What is Noone?


1.

Meaning "no one". Perhaps inspired by the word "nobody".

Most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.

NYDude447: Your a dumbass! Noone with a haff a brain culd hate that flick! Their are wurse movies.

DownTownSam: Read a book you semi-literate meathead!

2.

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

See Jeebus

3.

At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.

His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".

Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".

A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".

From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".

Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

From Encyclopediadramatica.

Noone knows who Peter Noone is.

See peter, noone, nobody, herman's hermits, english, pop, singer, sing, song, music, sixties, 60s, Fuck Shit Piss

4.

Someone that can keep you hidden.

Nothing can help, noone can hide you.

See noone, can, hide, you, nothing

5.

a word to describe a black person

Pull up your pants, and get to work! Your acting like a NOONE!

See spearchucker, moon cricket, tar baby, negro, blackie


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