Nooner

What is Nooner?


1.

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

2.

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

3.

mid day lunch hour fuck

i had a great nooner today

4.

A sexual encounter usually during a lunch break.

What did you do for lunch??

I wen't home for a Nooner

See sex, quickie

5.

Midday sex.

Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.

See horny, housewife, sex, masterbate, noon

6.

A designated time of day when you come home on your lunch break to bang your spouse.

I was crazy horny so I came home to catch a nooner.

See sex, bang, nooner, wife, pimpin

7.

The act of leaving work with someone you are not married to and engaging in a sexual act. Preferably in a car/SUV that you have parked in a parking garage. The location is normally thought to be a secret so that coworkers will not know of the affair. But is normally known to people that park in the garage.

Hey Dennis meet me at my black toyota in the garage, it will be a nooner.

See sex, cheating, car sex, garage, nooners


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