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Suing somebody over your own stupidity.
Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: ..
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Being born in mexico, and lives in Canada.
Guy 1 "Yo, Look at Juan, He was born in Mexico"
Guy 2 "Cool, He a Mexinadian..