What is Nootch?
1.
1) A nootch is a cozy little place to sit or to cuddle into, like a non-creepy corner or between two other people.
2) Also can be used those places on the body that no one really has a name for, such as the inside of the elbow, or the back of the knee.
1) "Just sit in that little nootch between Lisi and Jordyn, there's room!"
2) "Eww that girl was all sweaty in her elbow nootch. How does that even happen??"
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2.
Universal dirty word. Used to universally describe something. Used to universally talk about sex or anything else there isn't a universal description for. Can be used to talk about the killing of another gang member, someone who was gang banged, someone who got raped by their father or brother, a gay guy, and anything else that's universal. Mainly used to describe humping reindeer.
Man, he popped that into nootch.
I went to touch it's nootch but it touched mine first.
That nootch is fucking us all over.
That kids a fucking nootch!
I think I saw those reindeers bumping nootches?
Gray that shuv-it was so nootch!
3.
Noun: A nick name given to any individual who remains
Verb: Generic verb used to describe the activities of someone whilst their actual current activity is not yet precisely known. However, in this instance, it is normally used to suggest they are involved in sexual activities with someone, or indeed, something.
Noun:
Why are you being such a nootch in this argument?
Verb:
Q: Where is Dave just now?
A: Oh, I think he's nootching that girl he met last night in the club we were at.
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4.
Only joking, not really.
"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"
