What is Nor Cal Scrumpy?
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A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.
Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
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A bisexual man who doesnt only slide it in but automatically starts ramming it hard inside the man or woman very hard until possible bl..
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The act of licking a vaginal region.
origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven&quo..
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Awesome to the nth degree.
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