Nordick Helmet

What is Nordick Helmet?


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An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

See teabag, schlong, nordic, helmet, norway


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