What is Norenfroch?
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(n.) Slang term for someone obsessed with death. They may or may not be actually facing it. Many of them simply take numerous precautions to prevent their own, whether or not it is imminent.
"Damn, girl, don't be such a norenfroch. You have a whole life ahead of you."
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A person who prepares for dying before it is actually relevant. It's different than morbid, because norenfrochs are not obsessed with the concept of death, just their own. Norenfrochs are overwhelmingly paranoid.
Jerry wrote his will at seventeen. He's quite the norenfroch.
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