Nork Chops

What is Nork Chops?


1.

Of the portly, well endowedand sometimes agedof the female sex.

When the lady/beast in question wears a brathat is far too small for massive jubblies.

The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.

Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)

CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!

STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.

CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.

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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna

vomit just by looking at them.

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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.

DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.

See tits, massive, fat, babe, nork, jubblies, bra, portly, gilf


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