Norm Coleman

What is Norm Coleman?


1.

The dogged pursuit of a hopeless goal, with utter disregard for a preponderance of contradicting evidence and mounting public distain.

(Shortened form: Norc)

Dude 1: I can't believe my brother is still trying to be an olympic swimmer.

Dude 2: Really, isn't he incontinent?

Dude 1: Yeah man. They banned him from the pool. But every morning he keeps trying to sneak in.

Dude 2: That's weak. He wasn't even that great of a swimmer to begin with.

Dude 1: Yeah, the team, the coach and especially the janitors hate him more and more every day. There's no point in continuing this. He's really pulling a Norm Coleman.

See norc, pointless, weak, joke


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