Normal American

What is Normal American?


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A normal white person, someone who gets straight Bs, plays video games and is NOT a wapanese. Some Normal Americans has strict parents and some do not. Their favorite snack include Pringles. Most Normal American children watch Spongebob and teenage Normal Americans watch MTV or TeenNick. Normal Americans make great friends and live a normal life.

An example of a Normal American's Schedule:

Ages 0-9: Have Fun

Ages 10-18: Go to school and have fun with my friends.

Ages: 19-24: Collage

Ages: 25-59: Get married and get a job

Ages: 60+: Get retired, play bingo, and die.

"I glad my child is a Normal American , and not a weeaboo.

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