What is Normons?
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The normons are like the mormons .....but normal. Normal being boring..... conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, or type. If this is you then you are a normon I am sorry you had to find out this way. You are evil just like The Mormons.
The normons believe an acient prophet complied a sacred history of normal and suitable behaviours, which was translated and published by the leader of the normons, the evil Doctor Phil ! Thats right I am exposing him! They must be stopped! They believe that you must be normal and uninteresting to lead a good life, they are an evil group who go around and force this belief onto other people trying to "save" them.
My cat got run over today, it is all the Normons fault! Stupid Normons!
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