What is North Andover?
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Medium-sized upper middle class suburban Massachusetts town 30 miles North of Boston,located in Essex County. Used to be fairly historical, rural and working class- a former "poor man's Andover". Recent slash and burn developments have changed its face. It is known for having youths who throw awesome ragers at their parents' Mcmansions, since the parents are perpetually on vacation and don't give a shit about their little brats. North Andover youths typically are of above average intelligence and have lots of financial resources, but typically throw it all way on beer, heroin, and LSD during the high school years. They tend to listen to jam bands and crappy classic rock on WZLX. Typically they shoot for ZooMass but end up not even finishing out a semester at NECCo. Frequent hang-out spots include dumps like Denny's, Dunkin' Donuts, Harrison's Roast Beef, The 99, The Loft, Rolph's Tavern, The Frosty Mug, The Claddaugh Pub, and The Beijing.
Hey, you are meaning to tell me that the washed-up hippy kid drop-out working at Harrison's Roast Beef is the son of a Fidelity executive and that hot-ass MILF? He must be from North Andover then.
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A decent sized upper class suburban town full of air heads with spray tans. The kids have way to much of their parents money and so do the parents. Everyone is expected to have the latest crap and all desgner clothes, and the parents are stupid enough or away on their constant vacations, to even notice what theyre kids are doing. A crew of kids tend to go awy to prep schools where they waste more of their parents money not learning education learning how to smoke joints. But if you go to the high school you can get the same knowledge from the "emos" (who need to shower) if you don't know how to get wasted spend one night here and you'll learn and probably end up hooking up with one of the sleezy easy cheerleaders. If your gay theres the preppy boys who attempt to act chill but allthey want is a big penis up their shitter. No matter where you live if you wanna go to a good party come to NA.
guy 1: dude i wanna like go to a party
guy 2: let's go to north andover i hear carly's parents are away
3 days later
guy 1: that was sickk
guy 2: i know i got so wasted and had hot sex with the quarterback
guy 1: thats gross i did it with one of the easy cheerleaders
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what can we say about north andover.....
well for starts this town sucks!!!
theres not much to do besides hang out downtown, which is lame, and ur automatically druggie if u hang there. pretty much weekends consist of getting fucked up!! and thats pretty much it.
so lets talk about the girls in the high school
each year the freshman girls get sleezeier and easier. and the majority of na girls have fake tans, white teeth,they all wear ugg boots and drink D&D .NA runs on dunkins!! there all 2 faced rich bitches who think there the shit. they get used by every guy in school. there the kind of girls that drunk before the dances but cant handle it. so they end making them look even worse then before. GOOD JOBS girls! there like talking to a parott, they repeat everything to anyone!!!
alright heres to the boys..
NA boys also suck. no manners imature, playa's and liers.
there is a one in a million chance that ull get a good one. its so hard to find a guy in this town. and if u do hes already slept with the cheerleading squad and half the FB team! the preppy ones suck mad dick and think they know everything.
PS NA IS not the hood!!!!!!!! wear clothes that fit you!!!!
kids in NA think there ghetto. but when they school they get in there BMW mustangs, Lexus.. good one!
hippi kids
these are the best kids i have ever met in my life. these are the real life kids in the town they no whats good. and they no how life works. thats because they dont get everything handed to them. they have to figure out how to live and how to get by in life. i have the best times with them! skipping school smoking weed! goign the mall! smoking butts drinking have a grand old time!!!!!!
love them
emo kids
they need to shower!!!!!!!!!! like u smelll!!!!!! there not even like emo they pretend. ripped shirts and bandana spikey hair black eyeliner doesnt make u emo!! it just makes u werid. MCR sucks!!!!!!!!!! grr they make me mad
this town is pretty much worst then any other town around here
north andover girl: omg i got so trashed this weekend. i like jumped on 20 guys and fell down the stairs! i was like sooooo drunk
other NA girl: omg where they hott?!
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