North Attleboro Edit Meaning

1.

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerkbefore every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.

Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug

See jocko, homo, vicarious

2.

A town in southeast massachusetts home of the red rocketeers that kicks all other towns ass in football, baseball, track, and wrestling, they especially like to dominate Attleboro, Mansfield, Foxboro, Sharon, Franklin, you name it North Attleboro owns it. Also they throw the best 311 partys and attend all the concerts way more than shitty attleboro

Dude 1: Hey dude 311 day is next weekend

Dude 2: Yea man 311 is the mad notes. We'll party up here in North Attleboro first and then go to the concert

Dude 1: Should we stop by in Attleboro to check out their parties?

Dude 2: Am I a fuckin retard? hell no Attleboro sucks donkey balls

See 311, attleboro, pwnage, rockets, t-bag

3.

A town in southeast massachusetts home of the red rocketeers that kicks all other towns ass in football, baseball, track, and wrestling, they especially like to dominate Attleboro, Mansfield, Foxboro, Sharon, Franklin, you name it North Attleboro owns it. Also they throw the best 311 partys and attend all the concerts way more than shitty attleboro

Dude 1: hey dude 311 day is this weekend and they are playing at the tweet

Dude 2: Shit man 311 is the mad notes, ok we'll party here in North Attleboro first then we'll go to the concert

Dude 1: should we hit up Attleboro and check out there parties?

Dude 2: is my name billy bob fuckin thorton? fuck no Attleboro sucks more dick than Jenna Jameson on a good day

See 311, attleboro, pwnage, rockets, t-bag