What is North Bay?
1.
A cesspool of a city in Northern Ontario where most young adolescent girls intentionally get impregnated for cheap welfare dollars. One can find such girls at an all-ages event held at The Zoo, a local watering-hole.
Check it, this young scurvey dog was after my man-juice at the Zoo the other night. I think she might've been from Sturgeon Falls and not North Bay...
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2.
North Bay is a small vacation/university city in
I came to North Bay for school and after I graduated I didn't want to leave -- so I didn't. Now I work at a local record store and play in an indie rock band.