North Canton

What is North Canton?


1.

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentownthink they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"

North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

See Paul

2.

A place where cops have nothing better to do than yell at people for loitering and pull people over.

I went to North Canton and got my ass pulle dover for doing 2 mph over the speed limit.


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