What is North Dakota Baseball Bat?

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Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!

FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

See poop, feces, hurt, pain, fart, kelsey
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