What is North Dakota Nincompoop?
1.
A strange sex act created by Blake Bietelspacher that involves killing an unsuspecting victim cutting off his/her head, gouging out the eyes, shitting in the eyesockets, microwaving the head, then proceeding to have sex with it and finally eating it.
Dude, you know Susie?
Yeah.
I gave her a serious North Dakota Nincompoop last night.
Awesome, way to go!
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