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Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.
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Pulling and twisting a girls arms towards you, using them as leverage while having sex with a girl in the Doggy Style Position.
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A really pretty girl from Wisconsin, who talks with a cute accent.
Me: So, what did you do today?
Interlocutor: Well, I just sat arou..