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Dreadful trousers which have a mind of their own and flap disobediently in the wrong (East-West) plane.
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A stye of hat (like a woolly hat but minus the bobble) it's often worn by Craig David, nerds, punks or ME.
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A bilingual phrase expressing one's love for Fritos; often set to euro-techno-pop music of the variety used in car commercials.
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