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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
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When you are done having sex with a girl and you pull out and your shocked to find out your dick is all covered with blood. It looks li..
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To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face
Im going to pull an idaho s..