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When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bat..
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American hero Alvin C. York, he captured a shitload of germans by himself. When he got home, he choked his wife with his pork.
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The idea of chubby, dirty, stoner type of guys can land a girl way out of their league. This effect only happens in movies.
Seth Rogen ..