North Platte

What is North Platte?


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North Platte is the shittiest town in Nebraska. While being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across America. Named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be Twin Platte, or even just Platte. Many people traveling along I-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. Don't fall into the trap of living in North Platte.

"Man, are you retarded or something?"

"No, I is from North Platte"

See shitty, retarded, dirty, stupid, cold


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