North Vernon

What is North Vernon?


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A small town in Indiana. Full of meth heads, sluts, fields, very few attractive people, and DRAMA.

This town is so pathetic that the only things to do are hang out in corn fields, talk about everyone elses lives, hangout in parking lots.

The few bars that are there are filled with toothless druggies and 400 pound bitches who do wet t shirt contests. Its gross.

There are alot of hicks and people who love fishing and john deer shit. They wear camo 360 days of the year.

The only decent people are the ones who actually grow up and get the fuck out of there.

Also called Jenntucky... since people from kentucky are backwoods hillbillies.... so is the majority of north vernon.

every other person who lives here has a std and im not even joking.

Dude, I need some meth and an easy bitch...like ASAP...

aw shit son, then lets go to NORTH VERNON. Even though last time I stepped foot in that place, I got herpes and everyone knew about it within 5 minutes.

See indiana, sluts, druggies, gossip


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