Northalize

What is Northalize?

spackling a woman's face with ones seminal fluids to the point that she cannot even see followed by laughing at her

Perfected by and named for Peter North, a legendary pornstar who drops bombs on bitches faces and chuckles as he does it.

I northalized that fucking slut

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Erect Nipples

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