Northern Cockmonkey

What is Northern Cockmonkey?

1.

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felchtheir superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.

Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums admin.

See Wayne King
36

Random Words:

Flop Jacket
1. a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis. If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe. Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quit..
Read more
Vimagination
1. The ability to picture what a girls vagina might look like before hooking up with her. The girl was so hot she left pleasant thoughts t..
Read more
Nig Train
1. 1) Anything moving at a rediculously fast or hard pace/ out of control 2)A gathering of many people all going somewhere at once, usuall..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free