Northern Cockmonkey

What is Northern Cockmonkey?


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Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felchtheir superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.

Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

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