Northern Ireland Edit Meaning

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Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.

Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.

Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.

Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.

Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.

Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.

Foreigner : Northern Ireland? Never heard of it.

Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.

"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"

(popular football song)

Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.

See norn iron, ulster, not brazil, our wee country

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a great wee country that needs no definition if you've been there!

i'm born and bred in Norn Iron and am proud of it! all the English that comment on Northern Ireland who haven't even been here need to wise the bap and shut up!

not everyone in Northern Ireland are terrorists or chavs or spides or drug dealers! Every country has freaks, we may have had problems in the past, but have you seen what's going on in London at the minute?

OH yeah, AND LAY OFF OUR FRY UP!!!!

THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST IS FAR INFERIOR TO THE ULSTER FRY!!!!!

have you ever had a proper Ulster Fry?????

I don't think so!! don't slag it till you try it!

but it really does have some greaat things going on...e and see for yourselves!!!

We're from Norn Iron and are well proud!

We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland!

Ulster til we die!

See northern ireland, norn iron, n.i., our wee country

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The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?

I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.

See Jizz Mopper

4.

Northern Ireland, located north of Ireland and west of Scotland, also can be found far east of America. Is in the British Isles and is North-west of England.

A great place to be, if someone ever asks you where you are from, as soon as you say Northern Ireland they will be like. "Wow!! You're hot! Wanna come to my place later?" You be like; Sure... after I'm done with all the other babes!

Girl 1: From?

Northern Irelander: Northern Ireland

Girl 1: OMFG!!!

Girl 2: leik! datz awesome!

Girl 3,4,5,6,7,8: YEAH!!!!!

See northern ireland, totally, like

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messed up by England's plantation in the 1600's.

look, it's Northern Irland.

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A real country. Just incase all those wee shitheads didn't know that. I should know coz I am from there. I think all you wee wankers are just jealous of our country so you had to comment on it. You big douchehead. Yes, I agree we have had our fair share of a bad past, with the troubles and all that, but I don't know why all you's f*ckers give a shit coz half of you's that are commenting on this aren't even from Northern Ireland so shut your dicks. And Northern Ireland is just as god as any other country. We have beautiful scenery, a good history and I love our wee country coz it means we can go anywhere in it without having to get a plane. Unlike if you wanted to go from the north of England to the south of England, it would take you ages, so shut your fanny's especially all you wee irish dicks who think you's know everything. I don't know what you're commenting on Northern Ireland for because the Republic has protestants and Catholics aswell and the Battle of the Boyne actually took place in Dublin so don't be giving Northern Ireland that load of shit you wee cunts. And it's not like Ireland has a better football team or is any more talented that anyone from Northern Ireland so shut your big caked faces!!!!!!!!

I am from Northern Ireland. It's great.

See northern, ireland, cool, not, crap

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There's a wee spot in Europe its a place of great fame,

it lies to the north land and Ulster's its name,

it only has six counties but o what renown,

and it s emblem is the red hand topped by the queens crown.

now the Germans came over in the year of forty one,

and they tried to destroy us by bomb and by gun,

but our history could tell us of others who tried,

how our sons defended Ulster and they fought and died.

if a fenian should speak to you in his own fenian tongue,

they will speak of our friendships why we cant be one,

just you point to the red hand topped by the queens crown,

say were side by side with Britain and they wont let us down

Its personally a great place to life and i know alot of scots who would say they would love to life here , its a better place than london sure we've had a troubles, and weve got our immigrants from republic, maybe players of our national team play for lower teams than your top four except Evans , but we still beat England 1-0 , " Healy Healy "

we're from northern ireland and were proud

See northern ireland, belfast, fenian, germans, red hand