Northerner

What is Northerner?


1.

Person from the North of England, unlike their Southern counterparts, Northerners live very harsh lives. Someone who is NOT from London. Sometimes refered to as a "Northern Monkey" (a Southern insult) Northerners also do not like forgien (mainly American) tourists going to just London for a holiday.

American Tourist: Are you from London?

Me: No, I'm a Northerner, we're not all from London, you stupid Yank!

See worker, miner

2.

A superior breed of American when compared to the neighboring southerner. Southerners' main beef with northerners is that northerners "think they're better than southerners". It's not that we think this, we know it. Education throughout northern states has been proven time and time again to be superior to that of the south, and the north doesn't have a rich history laden with racism and hate. Also, while many northerners are cultured and intellectual, southerners tend to ruin the international perspective of Americans, and thus many countries think of us as violent, racist, fat, and stupid.

Northerner: Evening, sir. Fine day we're having, is it not?

Southerner: Yep yep. Great dey fer huuntin faggots.

See yankees, yanks, superior, union

3.

A "Yankee."

Someone who can't stand southern accents, but have obviously never had to listen to themselves talk.

Someone who is incredibly rude, obnoxious, and just mean at times.

Someone who thinks that they're better than you if you were born south of the Mason/Dixie line.

Someone who drinks their tea hot and unsweetened. (EWW!!)

My new teacher is a Northerner, and I can't stand to listen to her talk.

See north, yankee, northern, rude, american

4.

Any idiot residing above the Mason-Dixon Line that assumes Southerners are racist. Likes unsweetened tea and uses the word COUGHFEE.

Hey you African-American haters, why don't you go drink some sweet tea and brew some COUGHFEE. Ha, us Northerners are soo superior.

See idiot, fool, dumbass, cumdumpster


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