What is Northfield?
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Northfield is a town 45 minutes south of Minneapolis. St. Olaf and Carleton colleges reside there. It is surrounded by farmland, thus resulting in a vast number of hicks. The populous consists mainly of college kids, drug addicts, sluts, tweakers, smack heads, and mexicans. The asians control and supply the majority of illegal substances in northfield. Most of the kids there are under the impression that they are really cool and badass, solely based on the fact that they do drugs. They say things such as "northfield is so f-ing gay" when secretly they never want to leave their alcoholic hick friends and couldn't leave even if they wanted to. STD's run rampant and the quantity of drugs per capita is extremely high. The kids there have been secluded from the rest of the world resulting in a melting pot of sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Northfield police are everywhere and have nothing to do except bust kids for drinking and drugs.
kid1- "Let's go car/garage hopping tonight."
kid2- "Yea dude! then we'll go party in the country!"
kid3- "northfield sucks, lets rebel!"
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The scummiest place on earth!
Boy 1: I went to Northfield last night for a chippy
Boy 2: Fuck dude, you're still alive?!?!
Boy 1: Yeah but i though the ned outside was gonna knife me!
Boy 2: That's scumsville for you!
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
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About 90% upper class although most live modestly, as if they were middle. But there are a few kids who get a mercedes and audis for their birthday. pretty boring town, centers around a walgreens so most kids have to go to other towns on weekends.
(p.e.t.e.r k, get a fuckin life)
person 1: what do you want to do tonight in northfield?
person 2: walgreens?
person 1: ok
(go to walgreens)
person 2: now what?
person 1: movie at the glen
person 2: sweet
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview. The losers go to Loyola.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
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A rich white waspy suburb in the North Shore of Chicago. Teens attend Sunset Ridge School then New Trier High School driving around in BMW's and Mercedes wearing Abercrombie and American Eagle. There is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in The Glen in Glenview.
(Northfield teen) OMG! I got a BMW not a Ferarri? Daddy hates me!
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