What is Northing?
1.
The act of ejaculating large amounts of semen usually onto a females face and breasts after a thorough sex session. The word comes from the legendary pornstar Peter North, who has massive ejaculations.
"I had some great sex last night, I finished by northing her face".
"I was having a masturbation session, and accidently northed the TV remote". adj
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2.
the word northing has its origins from a guy named Northern. Northern is always telling over the top, crap-ass, totally untrue stories about himself and his father. "Northing" is simply another word for telling lies.
testman: "guess what!? my father and I stole 50 beers from the cops, and had to escape on a motorbike. we drove in 250 m/h!"
tz: "hahaha..your'e northing SO bad!"
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