What is Northville?
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Northville is a prodominately white, small Victorian town in Michigan that has been getting a lot bigger over the years thanks to these damn million dollar houses being built.
Home of Guernsy Dairy, the Marquis Theater, Ford Field, a run down Psyciatric Hospital, some train tracks and really big homes.
Two middle schools, Meads and Hilside.
Meads is where all the Silver Springs and Winchester kids go, so its full of Highland Lakers and kids in those houses near winchester.
Hilside is mostly all the rich kids, minus Mazen and Jackie.
And then theres NHS, one big ass high school that stands where a huge field was a couple of years ago. Not many kids you'll find there that actually enjoy it. Most just want to get the hell out.
Northville is an awesome place to grow up, Winchester was the best years of my life, and Meads was cool too, minus Mrs. Stutterheim and occasional stink bombs. Even if theres spoiled brats everywhere and the town can get a little boring, its better than Novi.
Bono: I live in Northville! Woo Hoo
Sarah: Northville gets really boring.
Marie: Yeah. Lets go to Fountain Walk.
Kyle: What the hell am I going to wear tomorrow... my parents already bought me everything in Abercrombie! Waaah!
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Northville Michigan is a growing town located slightly northwest of Detroit. It is best known as the first place to administer Electro Shock Theory. As one would expect the town is full of crazies--most of them rich and white.
Northville is located just under Novi, a place only good for its mall, and just above Plymouth, a place with a lot of choo choo trains.
Northville has several schools, most of them big and shiny. The High school, for example, literally has a street in it where the janitors hold drag races on their high-powered-cleaning-driving-thingys.
The High School excels at all things, with the exception of football. Yes, they hold many titles and trophies, with the exception of football. And the stands are always packed full of people, with the exception of football. The football team does however hold the highest average GPA of any football team in their conference.
The demographics of Northville: bunch'o'crakers.
The average age: 93
Crime rate: 94% speeding tickets given out on friday at 2:17 (or when ever class ends now)
Food: There's way to much of it. Perhaps that's why there are so many fat people, it is good thou.
college: School Craft Community College, it's where the people who failed to get into Michigan and don't feel like going to state end up going.
Asians: Northville is actually the main headquarters for Chinese spies.
Bob: Hey, want to go to Northville to night? I hear they opened up a new restaurant.
Jill: No! we are too poor!
Jim: Wanna go to the Victorian Festival?
Mike: Nah, I'd rather go sniff markers.
Jim: wanna go to the Victorian Festival?
Ming Tao: Nah, I'm gonna go study AP Physics C.
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Land of the rich white spoiled kids, located in Michigan.
Northville High School is the only school in which the marching band can beat the football team.
Person 1: Hey wanna go to Northville?
Person 2: Hey wanna go to hell?
Person 1: There's nothing to do in Northville anyway.
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a small town of roughly 2000 people in the southern adirondacks....the sacandaga lake is beautiful and the town is busy with vacationers in the summer...aka "summer people"...the high school graduates around 30 people...its biggest sport is soccer...the towns biggest events are garage sale weekend, the doins' (fourth of july carnival), and the donkey basketball game
hey im from northville!
..uhhh wheres that?
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