What is Northwest Missouri State?


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A college in the nothingness of northwestern mizzou in a town called Maryville it's 2 hours to any city you know of. But at least they have the best D2 football team in the world, beer, alcohol, parties, and a bar that lets you drink you as much as you want for 8 bucks!!!

Dude 1: I'm going to "northwest missouri state" next year Dude 2: where is that?

Dude 1: a town called Maryville it is sweet I went to a party and don't remember much more.

See college, maryville, beer, parties


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