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Insert two fingers in your parters asshole, then stick those same two fingers in each nostral of their nose, pull them around your house..
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An IT recruiter that, once finding out they will not be getting a vacation out of pimping your ass, doesn't return your phone calls..
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A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustac..