What is Norwegian?
1.
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian
2.
Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.
Holy crap, that norwegian just invented a cure for cancer while taking a dump!
3.
usually of those with blonde hair and skin that tans very easily; people from Norway. Very hot and sly white people
Man that girl was so fine! I didn't even notice her taking my wallet. She must have been Norwegian.
4.
(n) Highly educated person.
Holy shit! That guy is driving a fuckin' BMW. He must surely be a Norweian!
5.
Norwegians are the utmost beings and are the well-suited superiors of every other nationality or heritage/ethnic group.
Norway is also home of the black metal scene and is also therefore that much better still than everyone else.
Dimmu Borgir is living proof of this.
If you agree with this, you must be a god among lesser gods. That means you also get a banana sticker.
Anyone who disagrees, is simply an uneducated little douche. Next time you have a thought, let it go. You're probably an italian and therefore no one cares what you think anyways, so please, if you have a complaint, write it down neatly on a piece of paper, fold it, separate your hairy little ass cheeks, and insert it into your poop shoot.
Norwegians own everyone else. Norwegians do everything better. Norwegians are the Chosen Ones.
Norwegians are smart.
Norwegians > You.
Norwegians > Everyone else.
There was one group of people created to rule them all. They are called Norwegians.
The only people equally as great as the Norwegians, if that is possible, are the Greeks.
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6.
Coolest people around. Their country is beautiful and their weather is nice and cool. If you're Norwegian you are one of the greatest people alive. Norwegians are the most nice and most sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.
I'm Norwegian cos my great grandparents came from Norway.
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7.
In case you didn't notice, Norwegians happen to be the happiest, longest living people on the planet. They make Godzilla look like a small child. If you're smart, you don't mess with the Norwegians.
Proud to be Norwegian!
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