Norwegian Tan

What is Norwegian Tan?


1.

The sexual act of hitting or spanking your partner all over her body until bright red, then ejaculating and having her rub her body with the fresh semen.

Fiona hates it when I make her get a Norwegian Tan.


45

Random Words:

1. Two gay men engaging in anal intercourse (one from behind) while drinking Russian vodka. Steve and John were engaged in a Ukraine Train..
1. To Masturbate; or jerk someone off Tom asked Shawn to yank my crank See jerk off, pull the pud, waxing the carrot, beating the meat, c..
1. An enormous Zerwargle commonly known as a Phatoraphter, but with a larger belly for inhaling and/or spewing cows. ZOMG OMG BBQ LOOK AT ..