Nose Edit Meaning

1.

The long thing in the middle of your face. Some people have small ones, some people have big ones (the people with big ones are usually called Dave).

Oh my god Dave, that's a massive nose!

2.

An object that shouldn't undergo plastic surgery.

Michael Jackson: "What the hell is a nose!?"

3.

One of god's mysteries. A person's nose is about as unique as their DNA. Some people have large noses. Some people have small noses. Some people have curved noses that make them look like they got punched in the face... hard. And the biggest questions... why do we have two nostrals?

Many people never wash their nose. When tihs happens, the creases on the side of the nose become red. The nose produces more oil than any other part of the face.

The nose has the potential to ruin a date. We breathe through our nose for two reasons. One is so that we can constantly be aware of any smell, and two so that we don't share our bad breath that comes out of our mouth. Snot is also drained through the nose. This is the worst part about the nose. If you have snot in your nose, you can make embarassing sounds just by breathing. If you sniff your nose, you let everyone in the whole room know that you have boogers. If you don't sniff your nose, snot will run out, and boogers will eventually be blown out.

The nose has the potential to be more embarassing than a fart. It is a very good idea to thoroughly blow your nose before a social setting. Since many people are not socially outgoing enough to blow their nose in front of others, they discreetly whipe their nose if they have snot or pick thier nose if their have boogers.

There is snot dripping out of your nose.

4.

an object which is used for typing

"i am typing with my nose"

See Jimmy

5.

big thingy on your face used for...

1. smelling

2. drugs

3. other disturbing things

pulling nose hairs is quite painful

6.

1. To touch someone's nose

2. To affectionately squash an animal's nose (especially a cat), usually accompanied by shouts of "NOOOOOOOOOSE!".

"What a lovely kitty, I'm going to have to nose it" (cat runs off down street closely pursued by would-be-noser)

See nose, noses, noser, nosed, nosing

7.

A name for someone who wasnt popular or invited to any parties at school. Usually ugly, annoying and known as a "loser" amongst the populars.

Hey look- it's nose again. You better not invite that scum to your party.

See unpopular, poor, dirty, awkward, loser, possessive