Nose Sex

What is Nose Sex?


1.

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

Sex involving the use of a nose.

More specifically, the substitution of fingers and/or the male genitalia in favor of a large, phallic nose. This works best when the receiving partner possesses a clitoris.

I went to dinner with a man the other night. While his personality was lacking, he was quite well endowed. We went back to my place and had some hot nose sex. I rode his gorgeous appendage to the most incredible orgasm of my life.

See nose, sex, nose sex

3.

fucking with your noses. usually in the form of rubbing ones nose against anothers and exchanging nostril fluid

"i had great nose sex last night. it was like semen times 5!"

See sex, butt sex, love, semen


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