Nosejaculate

What is Nosejaculate?


1.

To expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.

"I was walking through a field, enjoying the warm summer breeze gently slithering around my shirtless body. Finally I had reached the peak of my journey and suddenly out of nowhere, I had this tremendous urge to nosejaculate, I did. And it was everywhere. :)

See nosegasm, sneeze


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