Nosejob

What is Nosejob?


1.

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

2.

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

See nose, nosejob, oral sex, nostril, nostril sex

3.

The act of a woman with a very large nose stimulating a man with her nose; it is very complicated, but i know this one kid who got one

"dude, that was fucked up when he was talkin about how much he wanted to get a nosejob from her"

See oral sex, nose sex, sex, safe sex

4.

Nosejob, is the same as to blow one's nose.

Mommy I need a nosejob PLLEEAAASEEE!


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