Noseroids

What is Noseroids?


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This is hemroids in your nose.

Symptoms include a itchy, painful and bloody nose.

Caused by picking your nose too much.

Treatment is easy, STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!

Background-

From a very tired new mother who tends to mix up words when exhausted.

Origin-

Road noise.

Patient: My nose has been hurting bad and it is also bleeding.

Doctor: Do you pick your nose?

Patient: No! That is gross.

Doctor: Well, it looks like you have noseroids which is caused by picking your nose. The easy answer is to stop picking your nose.

See nose, hemroids, noise, road


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