Noserope

What is Noserope?


1.

A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.

Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!

See nose, rope, snot, child


10

Random Words:

1. What everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat? Guy: Fine, honestly your fat. Girl: Wtf is..
1. Amendment which protects all Americans from responsibility of any actions taken while drunk. The number 211 comes from the number for St..
1. Scotland's answer to Bosnia. Famed for producing psychotic loons and potatoes. Lots of them. Believe me, you don't want to be..