Nosestache

What is Nosestache?

A lone hair that protrudes from one of your nostrils.

Occurs on men who don't keep their nose hairs trimmed. May be more evident right after said man blows his nose.

"I blew my nose this morning and, apparently, I've been walking around all day with a long nosestache"

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