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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator&a..
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When taking your girlfriend from behind whisper in her ear " Your sister likes this too " and see how long u can stay on..