Nosterbater

What is Nosterbater?


1.

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!

noster: i am gay.

guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!

noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.

guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!

noster: sorry, just let me finish.


0

Random Words:

1. The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar. Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I careles..
1. All American Association for the Abolishment of Acronym Abuse (Person A) OMGWTFLOLBBQ! (Person B) Quit it or I'll get the AA..
1. yet another conspiracy theory <foo> north koreans were aiming for hawaii! <bar> nope, it's just a yact. See rtfm, br..